Jokes

Posted by By edmnightlife at 26 February, at 03 : 40 AM Print

What does the Banana tell the doctor after a long night of partying?
-I don’t peel good!

What do you hear when you put your ear real close to a DJ’s foot?
-What the fuck are you doing?

Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the heck out of the dog.

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
“Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!”
“Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?”
“Whatever. Just so you’re out of the house by noon!”

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