Lockdown in Las Vegas – Event or Epidemic?

Vegas in Lockdown ModeLas Vegas is in LOCKDOWN mode until April 5th, 2014!! No ins-and-outs, strictly enforced by a local event authority. This has never happened before, the main reason is an emerging epidemic of an entirely underground phenomenon known as lack of “S.G.” in the auditory metabolism! The condition is tracked to originate from the United Kingdom where it is still thriving in a controlled fashion though companies are heavily focused to fix the situation. Whistle-blower organization Filthy Logic and Urban Sprawl have teamed up to battle the epidemic in Las Vegas and provide a temporary cure to everyone, by giving out large amount of “S.G” on April 5th, 2014 at a local venue.

A UK scientist known as “Mr. Dista” is set to administer the largest dose of “S.G” at the community gathering, it will indeed be his first time in the US on this type of venture. EDM Nightlife is booked to provide coverage of the happenings to make sure everyone is aware of the “S.G” shortage and so this may not continue untreated in the future.

Let’s look at the condition more closely. “S.G” stands for “Speed Garage”. No, it’s not where you park your fast car but a rather unique and serious sensory condition catalyst! The easiest way to identify Speed Garage is by observing low frequencies and it’s attitude and movement. A “warping” behavior of the low-end frequency spectrum is usually present, upon administering Speed Garage into the ear, an overwhelming spike of dopamine has been observed in the brain. Dopamine functions as a neurotransmitter, a chemical released in the brain directly connected with feeling “happy”. In short: Speed Garage is happiness.

Other professionals attending and administering Speed Garage at the event are “DJ Parallax” from Boston, “Neo1” from Vancouver alongside “Tommy B” of Colorado, “Rick Remixx” of Arizona, “Jason Splat” of Los Angeles and “Fx Logic” of our city of sin: Las Vegas.

Even though the main reason of the event is to help cure the “Lack of Speed Garage” in Las Vegas, no event of this kind is complete without another administrative area, addressing a different type of shortage: “Jungle”. The “Junglist Bar” wing of the gathering will be hosted by Las Vegas resident professional: “DJ Madam Filth”. She prepared a whole line-up of professional sonic scientists, namely “Toxic” from Los Angeles, “Slyten” also from Los Angeles, “Rize Vs. Quiet”, “Chuck B” and “Kain” from Las Vegas.

Lockdown LV PosterDon’t let the lack of “S.G” and “Jungle” ruin your mood and get you into depression. Attend “Lockdown” for the low price of $10, hurry because demand is overwhelming and space is limited. The location is set for “Beauty Bar” located at 517 Fremont Street, Las Vegas, Nevada 89101, date is April 5th 2014! Lockdown in Las Vegas can be the best thing that happened to this city for Speed Garage yet.

 Connect to the event: 
Tickets: http://www.wantickets.com/Events/150089/Lockdown/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/events/651650138232375/
Lockdown Page: http://www.facebook.com/LockdownLV

Written by EDM Nightlife staff writer

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